Bagels

I think that I want doughy treat
A bagel lovely I can eat
A treat whose chewy chews are best
Along with cream cheese gooey mess
A treat that fills a hole each day
A massive carbohydrate, yea!
I see my waist in summer flair
It seems there’s nothing I can wear
The one whose goodness I obtain
Who evidently brought me gain
Bagels are ate by fools like me
Who wear a pant size fifty three.

Bagels

(to Feelings by Morris Albert)

Bagels
Munchy golden bagels
Leaving my baguettes for bagels I love

Thin lox
Folded mound on my plate
Topping to augment my bagels I love

Bagels
Of you I write “I knead it.”
My dish, my chewy breakfast pearl
With angels you ascend

Bagels
Wo-o-o bagels
Wo-o-o bagels
The grin in my heart

Bagels
Bagel bite with hot brew
An appetite I’d like to sub-due
Boiled bread and my tart.

Bagels
I’ll jumbo size if needed
I twitch, my stomach flips and swirls
Till bagel munched again.

Bagels....
Wo-o-o bagels…

Bagel, I'm a Want You

(to Baby I'm-A Want You)

Bagel, I’m-a want you
Bagel, gonna eat you
You’re the chewy one I munch upon and rave about
Maybe I’m a-grazin’
On the goodness you provide

From dough that was a-boilin’
Won’t see me recoilin’
From the mighty tasty morsel that provides my power
Bagel I’m-a happy
All the breakfast foods are nappy without you

Used to be cream cheese would often grace your toasty sides
Then I gained five hundred pounds, now I can’t see my thighs…

Now I’m spreadin’ salmon
It’d be a nasty famine without you.

Why are you so evil and so good and taste so cool?
Curse you carbohydrates, you alone will make me drool.
Oh, life so cruel.

Bagel, I’m-a want you
Bagel gonna eat you

Oh, the bagel’s gone
Is there another?

Bagel, I’m-a want you
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Copyright 2010 Warren Baker
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