Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitt Romney. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

When You Make a Plea Faux Pas

When you make a plea faux pas
Sadly campaign won’t go far
Silly man, your time’s expired
Inept, you prove

If a white house is your dream
Sad insults will prove extreme
If you wish to hoist your star
Be better groomed

Wealth is blind
It cradles those it loves
With insulation smug
Such pride is faulty

Could be cap for Mitt’s undo
Lens came in and focused true
If you diss a block, bizarre
Take Cayman cruise.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

A Mitty Nation

(to Rod Stewart's "Infatuation")

Teaching us the morals we all need
Here's three cheers for godly greed
He’s like one of us, he works all day
Making a million’s his min’mum wage

Regs he'll kill, he'll make his mark
If you've a law needs killing, he'll do his part
Rove and the rest will make him a king
With checks all coming with a corp’rate string

Yes sir
He’s a friend
He’ll help you good
If you’ve cash in hand
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation

Mitt’s not silly, he’s a shrewd slick son
Cayman cash, he’s got a hefty sum
It’s not hard for the stealthiest to flee
Dodging them taxes, that’s Prez I need

Vote Mitt
If you can
And go vote twice
Our Mitt has a plan
For Mitty Nation
For Mitty Nation
For Mitty Nation
For Mitty Nation

Mitty-gate me baby…

Women’s health? We can’t help you, bye!
If you’re a little gay, he is not your guy
Maybe with Romney, country will rise
Likely see piggies that fly through skies

Go vote
For the man
Might lose your job
But you’ll understand
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation
In Mitty Nation