I think that I want doughy treat
A bagel lovely I can eat
A treat whose chewy chews are best
Along with cream cheese gooey mess
A treat that fills a hole each day
A massive carbohydrate, yea!
I see my waist in summer flair
It seems there’s nothing I can wear
The one whose goodness I obtain
Who evidently brought me gain
Bagels are ate by fools like me
Who wear a pant size fifty three.