Birthday Wish #3

A birthday should be like a ballad
Rhythmic and loving and valid
No birthday should reek
Or wrinkle or leak
For that would be more like old salad.

Birthday Wish #2

Good golly, the years will amass
Reflect on how they've been a gas
For those who enrage
And laugh at your age
Lift leg and plant firmly in ass.

Birthday Wish

My wishes, I hereby impart
May new year provide a great start
In humor imbibe
Be thoughtful, not snide
Or else you'll be just an old fart.