Hoi Toides

(to War's "Low Riders")

Down east friends know the hoi toide
The hoi toides go to beach and loiter

The hoi toides talk a little stranger
Hoi toides aren’t any danger

Hey

Hoi toides fish every week, yeah
Hoi toides have a fav’rite creek, yeah

Hoi toides they talk too fast, now
Hoi toides make evenings last

Get a little ship
Take a little trip
Then a little dip in sea
Here’s a little tip
Be a little hip
Leave the little job for sea.