An Irish Blessing (an interpretation by Christina Aguilera)

The original blessing:

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

Blessing interpreted by Christina Aguilera:

Crispy Aquavelva Slings the Scarred Angled Banter

Oh, spray can you bring
Fly the pawns pearly flight
But for soundly we nailed
As the highlight grasped ceiling
Who bought types of ripe chards
Brew the feral lost kite
O’er the manparts we tossed
Heard the gals all live screaming
And the sockets said stare
The frogs bursting with hair
Nay, groups few tonight
Hat on hags all beware
Oh stay cos’ this scarred angled banter get slayed
Goes a hand of the brie
And the gnome loves the babe.