Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Twilight
(to ELO's "Telephone Line")
On no
Come on, now
No, it’s not alright
I’m done with boring, boring, boring, boring
Tripe
Enough, I say
The scenes on silver screen
Have now impaired my frontal lobes
Lame
Broody children
Faces never change
Won’t you energize, a grin would win
Would win
But you’re unreal
I've a beef
I just can’t conceive
You’ve more sequels in the queue
Please stop
Truly, ooly stop
You’re long lame fangs
For dame
They fight
You flog
My brain
A wolf boy ambles by
(the hair he has, he needs a better doo)
And that other guy
(he lives on blood, he’s kinda pasty lude)
Squandered my time
They should be fined
Releasing new Twilight
Should’ve declined
Spending that time
And watching new Twilight
Oy vey!
In my eyes, agony
I found your dusk, twas to me a bit of snorer, snorer
I should let slide
But your visions spoil my nights
They infect like evil spores
So odd
Silly, really flawed
Need big sharp stake
Or cane
Or light
Big torch
With flame
The cash on ticket spent
(just like my mind, I sadly miss it too)
(just like my mind, I sadly miss it too)
Makes me discontent
(the doc, he says that maybe I’ll pull through)
Please if inclined
To self be kind
Don’t witness this Twilight
Be more refined
Spend better time
With Potter, not Twilight.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
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