(to the Beatles' "She Came in Through the Bathroom Window")
Tattooed
gnu in that blue Pinto
Rejected
cramped and style-less room
Ka-pow,
he bucked and broke the window
And he
ran off to find bamboo
Couldn’t
anybody tell him
“It’s
a bit of folly, g.
Bamboo’s
not in fields here, hombre
No
chews in the fields near ye.”
He said
“I used to know a Prancer.
He
flew with bearded Claus for pay.”
And
this gnu, our language mastered
For he
talked but he would not bray.
And so
I called the zoo department
“I need
some help with bovidae*.”
And
lady said “Does he know Prancer?
If he
does, Prancer here says hi.”
Did a
jolly fellow tell her
Or a
little elf had seen?
Maybe
the gnu was sending
Message through telepathy.
Oh
yeah.
*pronounced BOH-ve-DIE
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