Monday, July 5, 2010

Scouts of the Troop Weasel

(to Monty Python's Knights of the Round Table)

We’re scouts of the troop Weasel
We help old ladies feeble
Our badges gleam from noble deeds
We wobble things called weebles
At night we camp in woods a lot.
We eat bugs, have Buds and club a lot.

We grin and enjoy driedels
With Hebrewness disabled
We say ‘oy vey!’ and wear berets
And contra dance on tables
We’re groovy lads who play a lot
We plead often mea culpa lot.

Our moms are driving Sables
Wheels since we whined in cradles
They drape our sash and give us cash
And we blow it all on bagels
With a cheese so light, we cram a lot

We spread them thick with jam a lot.

Copyright 2010 Warren Baker

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