Monday, July 4, 2011

When You Walk Into a Bar

(to Jiminy Cricket's "When You Wish Upon a Star")

When you walk into a bar
Treat your server like a star
Any drink your mouth desires
They’ll make for you

Make your server gal a queen
If she ain’t, just call him king
When you walk into a bar
Act kindly, do

Don’t be swine
Don’t curse at those with mugs
Or feel the bouncer’s slugs
Boys big and brawny

Don’t ingest four hundred brews
You may fall and head may bruise
When you walk out of a bar
Your legs you’ll use

(picture of Cahill's bar in Durham, Texas)

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