Pat Down

(to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' Breakdown)

It’s your right if you scan me
It’s your right, have my coat
You handle me
Like you’re fondling some squeeze
Honey,
After you’re done can I smoke?

Is there a vibe that I’m sending?
Your wand gives you away
Searching inside there
Is making my wife stare
I’m not your boyfriend today

Hey now
Pat down
T-S-A is very friendly
Pat down
Buddy, something here you like?
Pat down
What you tryin’ dear?
Feel a breeze…
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.

Pat down
What a way to say you love me
Pat down
Honey, made me miss the flight
Pat down
Ring deservin’ should
Marry me
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.

Copyright 2011 Warren Baker