Thursday, June 3, 2010

Rejected gods of the ancient world

Pattus Mathenus- He was considered the ancient god of stringed instruments and weather background music. Had the keen ability to relax patrons and often put them to sleep.

Benny- the illegitimate child of Athena and Horace the Sneezy. Benny held sway over those who wanted relief from allergies. Those with severe sinus conditions would pray for Benny's magic drill that allegedly made an opening in the sinus cavity allowing easy drainage. To this day, he lives in infamy as an allergy relief medication- Benadryl

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