Mullet Man

She brushed my locks last night,
Just right

Shoulder length
Happy man

And I'm gonna look fly
In my Ford King Cab

I miss my neck so much,
I guess it’s red

It’s hair that flows with grace

On such a noble head

And I know I've gotta lotta handsome hair

That makes men jealous and the ladies stare

I'm a manly man with a southern dome

Oh wo wo wo
I’m a mullet man

Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you'll ever know.

A bar’s just the kind of place
To take your kids

Good thing it's not my cell

And your friends will help you raise them
And give ‘em cigs.

And all this culture,
I don’t understand
I wash my face just twice a week
A mullet man,
Mullet man

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till scissors trim me and my neck we'll find
I'm a manly man with well worn comb
Oh wo wo wo
I'm a mullet man
Mullet man
Coolest lookin' dude you'll ever know.

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©2009 Warren Baker

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