The Thing

There was this
Thing
In the drawer
A big metal scoopy
Thing
A black handled odd
Thing
The drawer wouldn't close because that
Thing
Sits there smugly
Reveling in its ugly
I hate that
Thing
It's big and odd and mean
Bet it doesn't like me
That long and shiny and satanic
Thing
I bet that
Thing
Hates America and puppies
Yeah
Maybe if I move that
Thing
On its side, maybe the drawer...

...well I'll be

Silly thing