You Are Who

(to the Who's "Who Are You")

You stood next to a po-lice callbox

In a nice coat, coiffed hair, strange

You said, “You can go fly in box tonight

Then you can visit worlds any day.”

You stammered fast and I later found

This geek was not impaired

When I entered smallest box I found

Was big as shit in there

You are Who

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You are Who

Who Who Who Who

I heard a bang, crash, something loud

Outside the stars did spin

You pulled a lever, made a creaking sound

And we arrived in 1610

We toured France and then bad luck

Had fight with a Dalek gang

I’m passing hours with a mad man

Now we’ve got to save another day

Who are you

You you you you

Who are you

You you you you

Not a place where we haven’t walked

The dates all fall like leaves

Two hearts will beat impassioned thump

While sorting out time on tra-peze

He outsmarts weeping angel trolls

And fights sans fists, outwits

I saw him overtake a cybermen crew

And then gorge on fish and chips

You are Who

You You You You

You are Who

You You You You

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Who are you
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