If the World Was Hollow

If the world was hollow
Would your instincts follow
The need to explore
To crawl to the core
And yell in the innards
Awaken some Finnards
With echoes so loud
In China, they'd yowl
Be careful and choosy
That first step's a doozy
Or maybe you'll forgo
The need to go so low
And vacation instead
With your neighbor named Ted.

(picture originally posted at http://oddorama.com/2007/12/19/hollow-earth-may-be-the-weirdest-theory-in-and-of-the-world/)