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Monday, December 26, 2011

Holiday Safety

May Joy find you all
Unless Joy is a stalker
Then call the police.

Posted by Warren Baker at 11:49 PM

Labels: Christmas, Haiku

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Warren Baker: Lewisville, North Carolina, United States; I'm a husband, a Christian, a video editor, a writer, a singer, a pet owner, a debt payer, an optimist, a music lover, an accomplished eccentric, and a man. Yes I am. Yes I am. I'm a man. All words are original. Pictures are public domain unless otherwise noted or doctored. Feel free to link, but please give credit to this semi-original author. Thanks! All words ©2009/2010/2011 Warren Baker.

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