Mom Mobster

(to the B-52's "Rock Lobster")

Loved her fam’ly heaps
Did her shopping chores after hours
She always looked out for a cop
For meals she’d plot a lot
Had picks for a lock
She’s a mom mobster

Yumm
Mom mobster
Yumm
Mom mobster

Mom mo-o-obster
Mom mo-o-obster

Chokin’ and garrotin’
Our laws she broke
Cops befuddled
Girl was subtle
She would make a jam
While planning giant scam!

Mom, mom
Mom mobster!
Growl…growl…

Mobster
Mom
Mobster
Go mom

Baked scaloppini
Cleaned and washed floors
Busy little mommy
Handy with a Tommy.

Lady never tired, lovin’ mom
Takin’ dineros
Lootin’
Just for fun

Chomped on her cee-gar
Blew up police car
Lass was cunning mother

She makes a soufflé
(so hot, so hot)
She drives a getaway
(screech screech screech)
She knows a blanket stitch
(whirrrrr)
Knew how to bait/switch
(yo-yo)
She hated blab snitch
(tattle rat a rat a rat)
Did all the veg choppin'
(ch ch ch ch)
Long walks with her chihuahua
(yippy yippy yahoo)
She packed a pistol
(click)
Thus ends an unseemly tale
(Bang!)

Mom mobster
Mom mobster
Mob momster
Mob momster….