Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Antihistamine


(to the Beatles' "Yellow Submarine")
In this song, antihistamine is pronounced, AN-tee-HISS-ta-MEEN

In the wind,
A hell is borne
Breeding clan
Who pummel me
And they rob
Me of my life
Pods’ll prod
The histamines

So I swelled,
And eyes did run
I would sneeze
A stream of green
Now I sweetly
Breathe with ease
Love my anti-
Histamines

Nose can breathe with an
Antihistamine
Stops unseemly scene
Antihistamine
Fixed my leak with an
Antihistamine
Keeps the sinus clean
Antihistamine

And my pets,
Whom I adore
Leaving allergens,
Dander pour
And the glands
Begin to chafe

Life’s okay with my
Antihistamine
Breathing is relieved
Antihistamine
Pets can stay cos of
Antihistamine
Nose is now redeemed
Antihistamine

Stop leak in head, Mr. Zyrtic
Stop leak in head
Stopped leak over here, Zyr.
What’s the weather? What’s the weather?
Count high, sir. Higher.
Swollen, swollen!

When you live
A life of sneeze
(Bless you please)
Not a one of us
(Thatsa none of us)
Love pollen breeze
(From sleazy trees)
What to do
(When achoo)
In season green
(Flee the scene?)
Grab my anti
(Handy dandy)
Histamine
(Brings relief…yee haa!)

Life’s more grand with my
Antihistamine
Keeps my world serene
Antihistamine
Nose gets hand with my
Antihistamine
Nasal med supreme
Antihistamine

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