The Tub I Love

(to REM's "The One I Love")

This song goes out to the tub I love
When I’m washed out, to the tub and soak behind
A rubber duck, he's quacking by my side
This song goes out to the tub I love

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

I watch TV in the tub I love
I eat munchies in the tub, they’re never dry
A channel switch to occupy my eye
I watch TV in the tub I love

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Can’t go fishing in the tub I love
Trout go missing in the tub, I wonder why?
I heard it flop, there’s something by my thigh
Can’t go fishing in the tub I love

Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Met my Mrs. in the tub I love
She was frisky in the tub that wasn’t mine
I cleanly erred, her bathroom same design
Met my Mrs. in the tub I love.

Oh yeah
Oh yeah