When I Turn My Blue Eyes Green

(to Crystal Gayle's "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue)

When I’m wronged,
I get so mean.
I bulk up
No longer lean
Can’t fit in jeans
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green.

When I change
I get strong
I just found
Bus on lawn
Maybe it’s caffeine
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green.

Really no secret
There’s no disguise
Genetic reasons
Give me hulkish thighs
No one can mug me
To do so, unwise
I’m not really fat,
I’m just supersized

I didn’t mean
To trash your lab
Blame it on
My greener half
Just had to let off steam
It’s when I turn my blue eyes green

Really not a bad guy
Product of some sci-fi
When I turn my blue eyes green

Sorry for compaction
Sorry you’re in traction
When I turned my blue eyes green