Feng Shui

(to Hey Jude)
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Feng Shui

Don't move that there

Take that love seat, and swap with that chair.

Whatever

You move inside of your house

Consult with your spouse

Will make your life better

Feng Shui

Use Roman shades

They were made to block out the weather

No limit

To how your karma will feel

When you conceal

That fabric called pleather

And if you ever get real bored,

Feng Shui

Once more.

Don't leave your dear domicile a-wanting

For well we know that life's a pool

Jump in,

It's cool.

Swim now, and forget your neighbor's taunting.

Feng Shui,

Keeps spirits high.

So toss that knick knack, you'll be alright Jack

There's never

A moment that you'll regret.

Enjoy your Malbec, and have some cheddar.

And if in doubt, just hire Yip.

Feng Shui

Is hip.

Don't find you a wall to strike your head with.

Now move that couch out of your way

Feng Shui

Today.

Your world knows no bounds, now reach its zenith.

Feng Shui

And don't delay

For the old stuff won't make you better

Go shopping, with credit cards and go spend

And when bills come in, just use your

Shredder, shredder shredder shredder shredder shredder,

Oww...

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©2009 Warren Baker (editorial help from Naomi Baker)

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