Sunday, June 14, 2009

ITFAA Names Worst Places to Visit

(K. Letterman News Agency)
According to the International Travelers and Fugitives of America Association, Bueglyvonia has topped the list of worst places to visit on the planet for the 6,523 consecutive year.

The Eastern European nation sits on the border of Greece and Bulgaria and is about one third the size of Rhode Island. The capital city, Steve, is home to all of its 43 citizens. Steve is the only city in Bueglyvonia.

Rounding out the top 5 list are Iraq, Joe’s Citgo Men’s Room off the Petersburg exit on I-95 N, Iraq, and the Bottom of the Sea.

Joe Mifreganitopolitiikus, King of Bueglyvonia, released a statement praising his country’s "consistency in disappointing all those who visit."

"We’re very proud of our lousy heritage," Joe M. said. "And if there’s anything we can do to make our friends and neighbors uncomfortable and nauseous, our doors are firmly closed."
Ben Smith, a manager that works for Bueglyvonia’s only business, a T-shirt manufacturer, feels the same way.

"I hate people," Smith said.

Bueglyvonia’s T-shirts are exported globally and are the country’s sole source of revenue. According to records, the best selling shirt reads "I’d Rather Be At Joe’s Citgo Men’s Room."

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