Monday, February 25, 2013

Harmonica


(to Elvis Costello's "Veronica")

On a farm near the city limits south of town
Bart had skill, played the blues with a harp
And he gave it all he had
And you might have sworn
He could shake the tectonica

Well he liked to use a sixteen hole for the crowds
For intensity, riffs they would fly
He played, so he said,
With the finest reeds
Said they’re made with bronzonica

He played in shows,
Bar mitzvah bands,
On stage harmonica
His will imposed
And all the girls
Stood on their toes
They weeped and danced
And cried for more
Harmonica
Harmonica
Harmonica

Well, the fame rose high
And an album came
And he toured down the coast through the fall
Yes, he lived quite the dream
And no more was he poor
Living large, was divine-ica

Well, on the road for ninety-nine days he played
Losing friends to the world he had found
While the fans all cheered
You could see on his face
That he longed for some calmica

On the tour bus in Florida
The lad, he had a dream about the path
And saw a fork in road for him to choose
A note, so soft, grew loud and then…

He quickly rose
His sweating skin
He eyed harmonica
There by his side
And knew the time
To end the shows           
His dance with fame
Had come to close
Harmonica
Harmonica
Harmonica

Harmonica waits by his favorite chair
Bart smiles in the quiet and still
And he thinks of the fame
That had never seemed right
But when he plays
He remembers that thrill

Now he likes to have his closest friends at his home
They don’t dwell on the things of the past
Having fun with tunes, his notes’ll break the night
And they’ll shake the tectonica

Though fame arose
With clapping hands
The gift harmonica
Was lovely ride
Now quiet time
Is life he chose
He sits with friends
And keeps them close
Harmonica
Harmonica
Harmonica

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Arithmetic

Arithmetic

We are the sum of our parts
A sage said
Two hands to work the land
Two feet to walk long roads
One mind to find perspective
One heart to keep perspective
And two eyes to see creation
A mouth to speak and taste
A nose to smell the wonders
And two ears to hear creation speak
And I thought
Are we twelve?

Ernie the Fly

(to Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "Learning to Fly")

Well he started out
As a maggot child
Food was rough
Foul and vile

When the sun came up
On that fateful morn
He had quite enough
A thought was born

Our Ernie the fly
Had to leave that scene
Appetite
Needed finer things

Life is short on days
All flies will learn
And the finer foods
Made his palette yearn

Our Ernie the fly
Had to leave that scene
Flew around
Wanted best cuisine

So he took flight
To north side town
Saw some soup
Flew right down

And the patron said
To maître d'
“So why’s this fly
In my split pea?”

“He’s learning to swim,”
The waiter spoke
“Poor fly needs help
With back-stroke.”

Our Ernie the fly
Had a final meal
Drowned in soup
Should have had the veal.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Spring Bounty

I saw a flower wave at me
Near sidewalk in the grass
I marveled at its symmetry
Its soft and fragile mass
How awed I was by what took place
That brought it to my view
The seed that flew through time and space
Then nourished by the dew
How birds were blind to morsel meal
Twas fortune smiling down
Allowed a root to dig with zeal
In soil of orange and brown
And sun did serve a loving glow
That kept this flower blessed
Though storms had knocked it to and fro
It flowered nonetheless
So now this mir'cle towers tall
Above green grass anew
I hear the sound of Roundup call
Poor dandelion, adieu.

Dandelion picture from:
http://www.wallpaperasylum.com/dandelion-delight-desktop-wallpaper/ 

Unhandy Man

(to James Taylor's "Handy Man")

A hey babe
Listen now
Careful of what I’m fixing, gal
No babe
I’m no handy man

I’m not the one who’ll use electrical tool
Lose digits or an arm
Or bones break loose
I bust working parts
I need a healthcare plan

If your humble home needs repair
Don’t ask for man like me
I’ll break all your things,
I’ll bust up my skin
There’ll be bleeding to see

There is a good chance I will be maimed
It’s best to keep your tools out of my way
I lack fixin’ smarts
Don’t ask for helpin’ hands

If your broken stuff needs repair
Like light or fridge or sink
I’ll cross all your wires
Or water ascends
Best start runnin’ from me

Here is the main thing I want to say
I torched my house just making café au lait
My cursed moving parts
Are banned from foreign lands

Run a, run a, run a, run a, run run
Flee, flee, flee
Run a, run a, run a, run a, run run
Flee flee flee

Saturday, January 19, 2013