Pleasin' with a Pun

Long time I’ve known this doctor friend

He’d lend me washer, no quarters I would spend

At times would use excessive steam

Shrunk my pants and BVD’s

Now I’ve got recessive jeans

On farm I worked both day and night

I’d milk the cows and they would never fight

I’d sit on stool and often swear

Smelly sweat and stinky hair

I would smell like dairy air.

I love words, I have fun

Life is pleasin’ with a pun

But this cheese, like the rhyme

Some may say they ain’t refined.

Phil swam with friends in deep blue sea

He was a big shrimp, with big an-tin-nee

At times he pondered right and wrong

Then one night epiph’ny dawned

(In)Game of Life, he was a prawn.

The catapult will make things fly

In olden days, large objects filled the sky

Used many things from anywhere

Tried a pig, it sailed through air

Now there’s swine flew everywhere

I love words, I have fun

Life is pleasin’ with a pun

For the swine haven’t gone

You’ll find more ham in my song.

I love words, they’re such fun

Life is pleasin’ with a pun

Have some wine with the prawn

There are more tales, then I’m gone

Winged pal from hell, made Edie glum

Her screeching bird, abusive kind of scum

But anytime the grass would grow

Bird would trim, make yard aglow

Our Edie’s meanie mynah mowed.

The sky, behold, its stars do shine

The universe expanding, can’t confine

You’ll see in orbit glowing bright

Cratered funny satellite

We see it moon us ev’ry night

Words of joy I won’t shun

Life is breezy with a pun

If a bird you will seek

Look for stylish one who’s chic

Don’t annoy, be a chum

Keep it breezy with a pun

If a line you do spawn

Put that baby in a song