Thursday, July 9, 2009

I Wanna Be Upgraded


(to I Wanna Be Sedated)

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty minutes ago
I wanna be upgraded
Nothin' runs right and computer's slo-oh-oh
I wanna be upgraded
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Spinning little beach ball
Put me in rage
Fury fury fury
Fires through my brain
I can't control my keyboard
There goes my screen again
Oh no no no no no

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty minutes ago....
I wanna be upgraded
Can't get support, on my i pho-pho-phone
I wanna be upgraded

Now I get a blue screen
It's got an eerie glow
Hurry hurry hurry
Answer my cell phone
I finally get somebody
In a language I don't know
Oh no no no no no

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be upgraded
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be upgraded
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be upgraded
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be upgraded
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©2009 Warren Baker
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