We Are The Smart In Texas

(to "Deep in the Heart of Texas")

We’re sage and bright

And oh so right

We are the smart in Texas

We all look fly

With weapons high

We like our guns in Texas

The gays we’ll prune

And fix them soon

They aren’t our type in Texas

We think our gov

Should cure their love

You should be straight in Texas

Those science guys

Are none too wise

We change the facts in Texas

So school book texts

Will be an-nexed

We love our kids in Texas

See the felons wail

Inside our jail

You will be caught in Texas

Let’s kill them all

Then shop in mall

We keep it light in Texas.

(Note: This by no means reflects the heart and soul of many thoughtful Texans. It only speaks to the conservatives who want to take Texas back to the 19th century.)