Floccinaucinihilipilification Seems To Be The Hardest Word

(to Elton John's "Sorry Seems To Be the Hardest Word")

What have you got to say to make your tongue weep?

What have you got to say to sound impaired?

What do you do when spoken word stinks?

And you trip through sounds that make you swear?

What do you lose when words are wanton?

Who of your friends were crude when they heard?

When do you pray for word’s less bolder?

When floccinaucinihilipilification seems to be the hardest word.

Be mad, be sad

It’s a mad, sad bid of diction

And I’m thinking word is pure absurd

Be mad, be sad

Can Webster strike this ogre?

Cos at least to me

That floccinaucinihilipilification seems to be the hardest word.

Be glad, a tad

It’s a tad, glad situation

When you find with ease a pleasing word

You’re had, my lad

When words re-quire decoder

You’ll, I think, agree

That floccinaucinihilipilification seems to be the hardest word.

How do you find best words to ease speech?

When do you have to choose to reword?

Better to choose your nouns more care-flee

That’s what you’ve got to do

When you've got verbal shrew

For floccinaucinihilipilification, is to me, the hardest word.