When I use a cup of lard
Gold browned biscuits can’t be far
Tasty things you’ll soon desire
I’ll bake for you
In your heart, a vein will scream
Circulation may careen
When you feast upon the lard
Turns blood to glue
Fate unkind
Swell treats we swallow up
That sad indulgence sup
Starts plaque installing
Served at times with jellied fruit
Fresh eggs, tender sausage too
When you feed upon the lard
With heart you’ll feud
(The above picture is an actual advertisement from 1957. Originally found at http://alleged2bdelicious.wordpress.com/2011/06/23/accepting-the-lard-back-into-your-life/)
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